The Guild Crotch
From my brain
This is based on Jonathan Coulton's song, "The Town Crotch". I got inspired. There's a good amount of WoW references and a few to my guild.
Inside Jokes FTW!
The Sleepers threw a party down the end of the Gold Road
I was barely high enough to go
Few of us could mount then, with no flight path there to ride
So the running there was kind of slow
She was in a conga line, doing a train emote
It was like I’d never seen a nelf before
Tight [Black Leather Jerkin] and a purple head of hair
With her ears she was six foot four
I recognized her face right away
She was the guild crotch
She was good to go anytime
She was the guild crotch
But I loved her like she was mine
There’s a lot of players I don’t remember now
But I remember the guild crotch
I had a stack of Darkmoon in the bottom of my pack
You can hardly taste the alcohol
Watched her from a distance but I never said a word
I was new and I felt so small
I was a n00b then, who was I?
She was the guild crotch
She was good to go anytime
She was the guild crotch
And I loved her like she was mine
There’s a lot of players I don’t remember now
But I remember the guild crotch
We stood around and drank a lot and danced along the road
Entered the 50/50 draw, but I was sorely out of luck
We got drunk and loud and waved to the passing Horde
Someone sung on TeamSpeak, someone Moonfired a flagged passing orc
More Hordies came to gank us, so everyone hearthed or ran
I had no mount, I was barely 33
She stealthed behind a Tauren, and she dropped him to the ground
Learn2plai she whispered me.
Then she stealthed away and led me out
She was the guild crotch
She was good to go anytime
She was the guild crotch
But I loved her like she was mine
There’s a lot of players I don’t remember now
But I remember the guild crotch
