Callistana/Wedding

From my brain

On Saturday, August 18th, 2007, my guild Sleeper Cartel threw a party titled Pirates of Perenolde.

At the opening of that party, a faux wedding was held to kick off the event. Below is the text that I used...saved for posterity.

Text Used

/s Friends, guild mates, Horde scum; we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, to join Callistana and Jettarus in matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all indigenous peoples of Azeroth.

/s The Light teaches us to strive to find a connection of one's self to others, to be dedicated toward making a change in the universe, and to seek the wisdom in knowing how to help others.

/s Into this Light-blessed estate these two persons present now come to be joined.

/s If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Original

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, to join ___________ and ___________ in matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore – is not by any – to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly – but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace.